comingtothetree:

AMERICAN HORROR STORY: MURDER HOUSE, ASYLUM, COVEN, FREAK SHOW

(via daddyslittlethug-bitch)

1duck2duckgoose:

white-people-be-like:

What made you think that finding the biggest black guy was a good idea.

Finally… These are not funny it’s just plain stupid!!

wackyshenanigans:

i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before

This is the exact mix of wonderful and awful parenting I expect most tumblr users will display in later life.

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  • october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
  • november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO

To believe in a universe as young as six or seven thousand years old is to extinguish the light from most of the galaxy. Not to mention, the light from all the hundred billion other galaxies in the observable universe.
(Cosmos: A SpaceTime Odyssey)

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populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

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ven0moth:

mehjerome:

brattylifts:

AGGRESSIVE

Straight to the point.

it’s caled a fucking date

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lzbth:

correct method

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maraudinq:

I thought this was going to be funny but it got really sad really fast

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